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Why MY diet fails.
Brain: *DA, dadada...dada....DA!!*
Tummy: *Da da da...Da da da*
Brain: Touche
Tummy: Yes. I require substance to continue this witty banter.
Brain: You're fat.
tummy: Oh god! im dying! OHHH!!!!
Brain: You lie. You lie like a rug.
Tummy: .....
Brain: Wont work!
Tummy: ...
Brain: ....
Tummy: .....
Brain: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*gets food*
Tummy: Good brain. Good
Brain: You tricked me!
Tummy: Look, yankees are on
Brain: Oooooh yankees.
Repeat every two hours.
November 3 2005, 18:42:49 UTC 6 years ago